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by Mark1 » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:01 pm

Do i keep getting emails like this I must 2 or 3 aday.


My sincere apologies for contacting you through this form and means but the circumstances around me leaves me with no other choice.I am prayerfully letting all to you hoping that you will respond positively and wont betray my trust too. I may have to introduce myself.

My name is Mrs. Christabel Williams.I am a dying woman who had decided to donate what I have to you. I am 62 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God,rather than allow my relatives to use. My husband's hard earned funds ungodly.I will be going in for an operation,and i pray that I survive the operation.I have decided to WILL the sum of $10,500,000(Ten million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord,the orphanage,the needy and to help the motherless.Presently,I have informed my Doctor about my decision in WILLING this funds to you,and my Doctor's name is Dr Daniel Hamilton.Contact my Doctor through his email address(dr.daniel_ha.milton001@w.cn)if you are interested in carrying out this task,so that he can arrange and tell you how the funds will be release to you,him self and my Lawyer will help you get the money.The total amount of ($10,500,000.00)will be release to you.I know I have never meet you but my mind tells me to do this to you and I hope you act sincerely,please contact my Doctor immediately.Please note that I can not read emails or phone calls for now.
You can get any information you need from my Doctor.

He shall always report to me and give you my word in return.

God bless you.
Mrs. Christabel Williams
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Re: Why

by Allys Cally » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:06 pm

yeah you'll get 10.5 million dollars but only after you deposit 12 million dollars into the doctors private account :lol:
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Re: Why

by rich30mex » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:11 pm

have you been touching old ladys again mark on them there american driving lessons :laughing-rolling:
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Re: Why

by Robs-se » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:56 pm

You must have a full bank account, one click and it will be gone lol
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Re: Why

by BazV6er » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:16 pm

Lol, always get these in mailbox just delete em
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Re: Why

by MarkV6 » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:53 pm

Spend an afternoon on here
http://www.419eater.com/index.php
Then see how desperate and stupid can mix together... :lol:
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