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by Callyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:32 pm

I scared my postman today by going to the door totally naked.
Poor fella, :alright: I don't know what scared him more...
My naked body, or the fact I knew where he lived. :assshaking:
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Re: Poor postman

by Fraz » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:32 pm

question has to be asked


why did you go to the door naked ??
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Re: Poor postman

by bodgetastic » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:36 pm

Fraz wrote:question has to be asked


why did you go to the door naked ??


Maybe he was expecting the milkman :lol:
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Re: Poor postman

by Callyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:40 pm

Fraz wrote:question has to be asked


why did you go to the door naked ??


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Re: Poor postman

by Fraz » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:44 pm

so why did you go to the door naked, you got a female post person or something
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Re: Poor postman

by Stupink » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:05 pm

lol.. i didnt get that to start with..

quite funny tho :)
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Re: Poor postman

by Callyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:09 pm

Fraz wrote:so why did you go to the door naked, you got a female post person or something


I didn't, it's a joke.
The joke element is that the person in the joke was actually at the postmans house, hence the wording "went to 'the' door, not 'my' door.


Explaining a joke kinda ruins it I think.
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Re: Poor postman

by Callyman » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:10 pm

Stupink wrote:lol.. i didnt get that to start with..

quite funny tho :)


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Re: Poor postman

by Fraz » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:00 am

callyman wrote:Dont think I'll be bothering with posting jokes again



you got a postman fetish or something
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Re: Poor postman

by big_gordy » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:22 am

i got it but i think they are taking the p**s ! lol :roll:
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Re: Poor postman

by RobbieV » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:18 pm

Looking forward to your next joke ;)
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Re: Poor postman

by Callyman » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:11 pm

RobbieV wrote:Looking forward to your next joke ;)


Don't think I shall bother.
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