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gordon

by scouse1 » Thu May 06, 2010 3:46 pm

Gordon Brown was out jogging one morning along the river pathway near number 10 Downing St. in London when he tripped, fell down a bank and
landed in the water below.



Before the Security detail guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.



He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.



The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland in Florida.'



The PM said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Prime Minister's airplane.'



The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Speedo 'SHARK' bathers.'



The PM said, 'I'll get them for you, and even have Ian Thorpe sign them!'



The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'



The PM was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'



The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from bloody drowning! :D:D
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Re: gordon

by cally8valver » Thu May 06, 2010 3:51 pm

:lol: :lol: lets hope he gets kicked out then :lol: :lol:
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Re: gordon

by vinny_69 » Thu May 06, 2010 5:38 pm

scouse1 wrote:Gordon Brown was out jogging


:lol: :lol:
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Re: gordon

by RobbieV » Thu May 06, 2010 5:40 pm

:lol:
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by cally8valver » Thu May 06, 2010 5:57 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good point vinny
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Re: gordon

by James_Mould » Thu May 06, 2010 9:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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by leelee » Thu May 06, 2010 10:38 pm

:lol: :lol:
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