a scottish poem!!! lol

[big_gordy]

True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!
> (None of that Sissy s***e )
> Are ye tired o those pish weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this .

> Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.
>

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the b****** who made ye sad.



2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.



3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.



4. When ye are scared -- I will take the pish oot o you every chance I get,

until you're NOT.



5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until

YE STOP WHINING!



6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words .



7... When ye are sick -- Stay the f*** away fae me until ye are well again.

I don't want whatever ye've got.



8... When ye fall, I will laugh my heid aff at you, you clumsy arse,

.........but I'll help you up.



9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.



Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

[maid marianne]

[tazz666]

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