Random quiz question of the day

[Callyman]

Pears?

[bodgetastic]

Pears?

Pears ?

[Callyman]

I thought so too lol

A pear is fat one end, thin the other and has ears (in the word)

[v6 steve]

i get the pears but mountain ? im lost

[Callyman]

I get it now, a mountain does have ears..... mountain'eers'

Not spelt the same though.

[bodgetastic]

I thought so too lol

A pear is fat one end, thin the other and has ears (in the word)

lol ok ok you can have a point each

[Callyman]

I thought so too lol

A pear is fat one end, thin the other and has ears (in the word)

lol ok ok you can have a point each

Ooooh, you're too kind sire.

[Fraz]

ok a silly one

how far can you run into the woods ?

[Callyman]

Half way.

[bodgetastic]

Until you fall over a tree stump

[Fraz]

Half way.

yup then your running out of the woods

[Callyman]

This is quite a common one so should be easy.

The person who makes it doesn't want it.
The person who buys it doesn't use it.
The person who uses it doesn't see it.
What is it?

[Fraz]

a coffin

[v6 steve]

what gets wet as it dry's ?

[Callyman]

a coffin

Correct sir