The Pirate

[scouse1]

A Pirate walks into a bar, and the barman says to him:

"Good lord John, it's great to see you but you look terrible, what on earth happened?"

"Aarrrrghh, but I feel fine" says the pirate.

"That's good to hear, but I'm sure last time I saw you, you had both legs. What happened there?"

"Aargghh, I fell off the deck into the sea and a terrible sea monster chomped me leg clean off. But I feel fine now."

"That's good to hear, but I'd swear last time I saw you, you had both hands. What's with the hook?"

"Aarrgghh, I was in a dreadful cutlass fight with another salty sea dog and he swiped me hand right off. But now I've got the hook I feel fine."

"That's good to hear, but last time I saw you, you definitely had both eyes. Why the patch?"

"Aarrgghh, I was gazing up at the sky and a bird flew over and did its business right above me, had my eye out. But I feel fine now."

"What? How can you lose an eye because a bird s***s in it?"

"It was my first day with the hook."

[Calibra_Mike]

lol...