The Funny Bone

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The Funny Bone

by Callyman » Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:56 pm

Hello All

Welcome to The Funny Bone.

We all need a good :lol: :lol: now and again.

So please post any jokes here, that you would like to share with everyone.

The only guidelines are that they should be funny and above all family friendly.
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Re: The Funny Bone

by HOT-ROD » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:04 pm

What of you call a magic owl?
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Re: The Funny Bone

by Callyman » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:11 pm

HOT-ROD wrote:What of you call a magic owl?


I have a feeling this is going to be bad.

Go on ??
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Re: The Funny Bone

by rich30mex » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:58 pm

2 fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says do you know how to drive this

My best joke ever lol
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Re: The Funny Bone

by HOT-ROD » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:00 pm

Callyman wrote:
HOT-ROD wrote:What of you call a magic owl?


I have a feeling this is going to be bad.

Go on ??



Hooooodini!!! :dance: :lol:
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Re: The Funny Bone

by Cliff » Tue Dec 05, 2017 6:43 am

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal”
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Re: The Funny Bone

by Callyman » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:16 am

Two parrots sitting on a perch,

One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish"?
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Re: The Funny Bone

by Phill » Tue Dec 05, 2017 10:37 pm

What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?
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Re: The Funny Bone

by rich30mex » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:44 am

Phill wrote:What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

?
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Re: The Funny Bone

by Phill » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:34 pm

rich30mex wrote:
Phill wrote:What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

?


A deep pan crisp and even. :lol:
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Re: The Funny Bone

by rich30mex » Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:50 pm

:axed: :dance:
Phill wrote:
rich30mex wrote:
Phill wrote:What does santa order when he's at pizza hut ?

?


A deep pan crisp and even. :lol:
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Re: The Funny Bone

by Callyman » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:26 pm

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks
"Do you sell Viagra here?"
"Yes, sir."
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
" If you took five or six pills at once you might sir."
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